Donald Trump: Draining the swamp to make way for a marina full of yachts.
Cabinet
(generally require Senate complicity. I mean confirmation)- Marco "Little Marco" Rubio - Secretary of State
- Brooke Rollins - Secretary of Agriculture
- (billionaire) Howard Lutnick - Secretary of Commerce
- Pam Bondi - Attorney General
- Pete Hegseth - Secretary of Defense
- Daniel Driscoll - Secretary of the Army
- (billionaire)John Phelan - Secretary of the Navy
- Troy Meink - Secretary of the Air Force
- (billionaire) Linda "WWE" McMahon - Secretary of Education
- Chris Wright - Secretary of Energy
- (anti-vaxxer) Robert F. Kennedy Jr. - Secretary of Health and Human Services
- Kristi Noem - Secretary of Homeland Security
- Scott "Token" Turner - Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
- Doug Burgum - Secretary of the Interior
- Lori Chavez-DeRemer - Secretary of Labor
- (billionaire) Scott Bessent - Secretary of the Treasury
- Sean Duffy - Secretary of Transportation
- Doug Collins - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
- Lee Zeldin - Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
- Kelly Loeffler - Administrator of the Small Business Administration
- Russ "Project 2025" Vought - Director of the Office of Management and Budget
- Tulsi Gabbard - Director of National Intelligence
- Jamieson Greer - United States Trade Representative
- John Ratcliffe - Director of the Central Intelligence Agency
- ??? - Director of the Office of Personnel Management
- Stephen Ehikian - Administrator of General Services
- (billionaire) Frank Bisignano - Commissioner of Social Security
- Kash Patel - Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation
- ???? - Administrator of the United States Agency for International Development
- (billionaire) Jared Isaacman - Administrator of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration
- (acting) Caleb Vitello - Director of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
STAFF
(generally do not require Senate confirmation)- Karoline Leavitt - WH Press Secretary
- Dr. Janette Nesheiwat - Surgeon General
- Alina Habba - Sounselor to the President
- Elise Stefanik - UN Ambassador
- Tom Homan - Border Czar
- David Sacks - Crypto Czar
- Michael Waltz - National Security Advisor
- Susie Wiles - WH Chief of Staff
- Dylan Johsons - Special Asst. to the President
- Sonny Joy Nelson - Special Asst. to the President
- Dan Boyle - WH Director of Research
- Johanna Persing - Cabinet Communications Director
- Charyssa Parent - Congressional Communications Director
- Jacki Kotkiewicz - Policy Communications Director
- Jim Goyer - Deputy Asst. to the President
- Lynne Patton - Deputy Asst. to the President
- Brette Powell - Special Ass. to the President
- Hailey Borden - Special Asst. to the President
- Alex Flemister - Director of Strategic Initiatives
- Lea Bardon - Special Ass. to the President
- Thomas Bradbury - Assoc. Director for Policy
- Cami Connor - Accos. Director for Agency Outreach
- Alex Pfeiffer - Deputy Asst. to the President
- Kaelan Dorr - Deputy Asst. to the President
- Harrison Fields - Special Asst. to the President
- Ana Kelly - Special Asst. to the President
- Kush Desai - Deputh Press Secretary
- Ian Kelley - Special Asst. to the President
- Dylan Johsons - Special Asst. to the President
- Sonny Joy Nelson - Special Asst. to the President
- Dan Boyle - WH Director of Research
- Johanna Persing - Cabinet Communications Director
- Charyssa Parent - Congressional Communications Director
- Jacki Kotkiewicz - Policy Communications Director
- Jim Goyer - Deputy Asst. to the President
- Lynne Patton - Deputy Asst. to the President
- Brette Powell - Special Ass. to the President
- Hailey Borden - Special Asst. to the President
- Alex Flemister - Director of Strategic Initiatives
- Lea Bardon - Special Ass. to the President
- Thomas Bradbury - Assoc. Director for Policy
- Cami Connor - Accos. Director for Agency Outreach
DOGE
Not an actual department despite the name. PropPublica's DOGE Tracker
- (billionaire) Elon Musk
A "unelected" temporary special government employee (130 days or less) who does not have the proper security clearance for his role. - Steve Davis
Marko Elezhad access to Treasury systems, quit after racist @nullptr tweets surfaced- Gavin Kliger
- Akash 'barely legal' Bobba
- Edward 'I am 19 years old' Coristine
- Ethan Shaotran
- Luke 'at least I'm older than Edward' Farritor
- Gautier Cole 'at least I'm older than Luke' Killian
- Anthony Armstrong
- Ricardo "Bias is right in the name" Biasini
- Brian Bjelde
- Nate "very interested in crypto" Cavanaugh
- Stephanie "non-woke" Holmes
- Gavin 'Matt Gaetz was a victim' Kliger
- Tom 'bog standard private equity ghoul' Krause
- Katie "Stephen Miller is married?!?" Miller
- Justin Monroe
- Nikhil Rajpal
- Rachel 'bog standard McKinsey ghoul' Riley
- Michael 'bog standard Musk toadie' Russo
- Amanda Scales
- Thomas 'bog standard startup bro' Shedd
- Brad Smith
- Christopher 'Jan 6th was no big deal' Stanley
BILLIONAIRES
- Elon Musk (Tesla, SpaceX, X - $421bn): Joined Trump campaign. Appointee, Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Plans to attend inauguration. GOP megadonor ($197m).
- Jeff Bezos (Amazon - $25bn): As owner of the Washington Post he has actively made a 'safe space' for Trump, cutting off editorials, endorsements, and other potentially negative news against Trump. Plans to attend inauguration.
- Mark Zuckerberg (Meta/Facebook - $200bn): Met with Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Immediately started dismantling Meta DEI, moderation (including specifically allowing hate language that was previously disallowed), as well as removing queer themes from Messenger and other hostile moves against queer and trans people. Plans to attend inauguration.
- Michael Bloomberg (Bloomberg - $106bn): Spoke against Trump, yet also donated $1m.
- Ken Griffin (Citadel - $42bn): GOP megadonor ($100m).
- Miriam Adelson (Las Vegas Sands - $32bn): GOP megadonor ($132m).
- Jeffrey and Janine Yass (SIG - $27.6bn): GOP megadonor ($96m). Also a major investor in TikTok.
- Timothy Mellon (Mellon - 14$bn): GOP megadonor ($197m).
- Tilman Fertitta (Landry's Inc - $8.4bn): Appointee, United States Ambassador to Italy.
- Paul Singer (Elliott Mgmt. - $6bn): GOP megadonor ($56.6m)
- Stephen Feinberg (Cerberus - $5bn): Appointee, Deputy Secretary of Defense.
- Richard and Elizabeth Uihlein (Uline - $4bn): GOP megadonor ($133.8m).
- Leandro Rizzuto Jr. (Conair - $3.5bn): Appointee, Ambassador to the Organization of American States.
- Warren Stephens (Stephens Inc - $3.4bn): Appointee, Ambassador to the United Kingdom.
- Linda McMahon (WWE, $3bn): Appointee, Education Secretary
- Howard Lutnick (Cantor Fitzgerald, BGC Group - $2.2bn): Appointee, Commerce Secretary. Trump fundraiser.
- Tim Cook (Apple - $2.2bn): Gave $1m of his own money for Trump's inauguration. Plans to attend inauguration.
- Sam Altman (OpenAI - $2bn): Donated to Trump's inauguration. Expected to attend inauguration.
- Jared Isaacman (Shift4 , Draken - $1.8gn): Appointee, NASA Administrator.
- Charles Kushner (Kusshner Properties - $1.8bn): Appointee, Ambassador to France. Also a disbarred attorney and felon.
- Sundar Pichai (Alphabet/Google - $1.66bn): Plans to attend inauguration.
Vivek Ramaswamy (Strive - $1bn): Appointee, Department of Government Efficiency.- Thomas Barrack Jr. (Colony Capital - $1bn): Appointee, Ambassador to Turkey.
- Steven Witkoff (Witkoff Group - $1bn): Appointee, Special Envoy to the Middle East
- Frank Bisiganano (Fiserv - $1bn): Appointee, Social Security Administration Commissioner.
- Scott Bessent (Key Square - $1bn): Appointee, Treasury Secretary